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"Now Fulford is accusing the Illuminati, the secret society that rules the world, of planning to depopulate the Earth. Now, normally I would ignore this kind of raving from an obscure hack, but there is one reason I want to talk about it: The possibility that the Illuminati might let me join.
Masters of the Temple, please let me in! I tried every crazy hand shake I could think of when I met President Bush. You would not believe what I’m doing with my fingers here.
And I’ve got some great ideas about depopulating the Earth. There has never been a better time to put me in charge of the destiny of mankind. I will await your answer every night for the next month in the exact center of the Brooklyn Bridge whose cables, by the way, are in the same geometric ratio as the sides of the Pyramid of Giza. I see patterns where none exist! Until then.
Is this it? Ewige Blumenkraft!"
Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, 24.07.07