auch wenn du mir das vlt wieder übel nimmst aber dann hast du hier vermutlich nicht viel freude:
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edit: too late
on Topic:
Tortenhuber would be most welcome...
well then, unfortunately nothing specific comes to my mind, yet I do have some shining examples of how funny the German language in English movies can be:
die hard 3:
(john mclane)
"put your head down, put your head fucking down - its gonna be really bad, listen to me, hang the fuck on alright?"
deutsch: "runter mit dem kopf, zieh deine birne ein - jetzt wirds wirklich grob, hör mir gut zu: du hälst dich jetzt fest klar?"
on the ship:
(english audio) "hey katja, was ist mit dem essen? ich will heut noch was haben (gelächter) ... unter die decke schlupfen, hehe, schönen arsch hat die. ein heisses weib. naja irgendwann gehts wohl los nech? *another scene* ne leider, hab keine mehr" (dont know what was actually meant)
and the german audio "hey katja, was ist mit dem essen? ich will heut noch was haben ... ja ich könnte auch was zu futtern vertragen, ein heisses weib" "ja find ich auch" "ich brauch 2 leute unten im frachtraum" "bring mal die lampe hier rüber!" *scene change* "hast du noch ne kippe?" "nein, hab keine mehr"
some time later willis knocks one of the bad guys down, who screamed something like "nädälie" on the german audio but on the english audio stream he said "Nikt schiessen".
and I remember another scene in which 2 bad guys talk about their need for bratwurst
"hach erstmal ne BRATWURST essen" (strongly emphasized)
Moreover, there are various instances in the TV series ALIAS (but I really do not want to take the efforts of rewatching 4 seasons) in which I had to read the english subtitles of what a German badass said, simply because his German was so amazingly bad that even a native speaker didn't understand ^ ^
addition: schwarzeneggers accent is indeed hilarious ^^, but difficult to imitate
and I'll look out for more examples (which is not so easy because German movies tend to annoy the living hell out of me. Especially in occasions where German speakers try to imitate American cockiness. One of the reasons why German "gangsta"-rap sucks )