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Hier ein verschobener Witz.
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Hier ein verschobener Witz.
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Poor George
One day in the future, George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies. He
immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don´t
know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for
you. You definitely have to stay here, so I´ll tell you what I´m going
to do. I´ve got some folks here who weren´t quite as bad as you. I´ll let
one of them go, but you have to take their place. I´ll even let YOU decide
who leaves."
Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first
room. In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and
surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No," George said. "I don´t think so. I´m not a good swimmer and I don´t
think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room.
In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I´ve got
this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do
was break rocks all day," commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on
the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a
spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you´re free to go."