The Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and President Khatami died and went
>all to hell.
>The Queen Elizabeth said: "I miss England. I wanna call England and see
>how everybody is doing there"....She called and talked for about 5
>minutes...then she said: "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you???? the
>Devil goes: Five million dollars...five million dollars!!! she made him
>a check and went to sit back on her chair.... Bill Clinton was so
>jealous; He starts screaming: me too; I wanna call the United States; I
>wanna see how everybody is doing too...He called and talked for about 2
>minutes; then he said: well, Devil how much do I owe you????
>the Devil goes: ten million dollars.....ten million dollars!!!!!! He
>made him a check and went to sit back on his chair..... The Iranian
>president was extremely jealous too...he started screaming and
>screaming: I wanna call Iran too, I
>wanna see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to
>everybody.....He called Iran and he talked for about twenty hours. He
>was talking and talking and talking....then he said: well, Devil how
>much do I owe you???? the Devil goes: one dollar.....only one
>dollar!!!!! the Devil goes: well, from hell to hell it's local.
>all to hell.
>The Queen Elizabeth said: "I miss England. I wanna call England and see
>how everybody is doing there"....She called and talked for about 5
>minutes...then she said: "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you???? the
>Devil goes: Five million dollars...five million dollars!!! she made him
>a check and went to sit back on her chair.... Bill Clinton was so
>jealous; He starts screaming: me too; I wanna call the United States; I
>wanna see how everybody is doing too...He called and talked for about 2
>minutes; then he said: well, Devil how much do I owe you????
>the Devil goes: ten million dollars.....ten million dollars!!!!!! He
>made him a check and went to sit back on his chair..... The Iranian
>president was extremely jealous too...he started screaming and
>screaming: I wanna call Iran too, I
>wanna see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to
>everybody.....He called Iran and he talked for about twenty hours. He
>was talking and talking and talking....then he said: well, Devil how
>much do I owe you???? the Devil goes: one dollar.....only one
>dollar!!!!! the Devil goes: well, from hell to hell it's local.
